February 2012
January 2012
So what's your type?
floppy-hump:
Me: 38 Year Old men dressed as lions, murderers, nana’s, cockney rapists, chocolate fingers, string rays ect… Need I go on?
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The Internet is really really great.
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